What's the deal with the junk merchants in this league?
You know who you are.
Don't get me wrong - I love to trade as much as anyone in this league. If I have an extra starting pitcher that you want/need, and you have an extra starting 3B that I need, we can usually work something out.
But when you offer me a 3B who is currently on the waiver wire for a Cy Young candidate, that is when things start to break down. When you offer a 28 YO non-prospect reliever in Triple A for a Baseball America Top 20 prospect, you're wasting my time.
I also love it when you offer me the $15/year pitcher who was just diagnosed the night before with a torn UCL, hoping that I accept the trade before finding out about his blown elbow.
One of you klowns sends these joke trade offers out on a daily basis.
I realize that you think you're being sly and cute, but the rest of the owners see you for what you are: you're a junk merchant. Always looking to score something for nothing.
There's a reason why we've stopped responding to your trade offers.